 354.7 KB May 27 2001 3:20:37 pm John before the wedding. |
 365.3 KB May 27 2001 3:20:50 pm Matt in hiding while the bride was being brought into the church. |
 353.9 KB May 27 2001 3:21:02 pm Dang. |
 407.5 KB May 27 2001 3:23:12 pm (L to R) John, Terry (Photographer/Family Member/Person that put up with Pete), Guze, Jim (Terry's husband/photographer assistant/Marine/Guy that hates reservists), Matt, Pete, Laurie. |
 438.1 KB May 27 2001 4:34:37 pm Me and John doing the Runner for the Party. |
 387.7 KB May 27 2001 4:38:23 pm Heather and Uncle Joe coming down the aisle. |
 374.6 KB May 27 2001 4:50:53 pm Starting their vows. |
 373.3 KB May 27 2001 4:51:02 pm It's all official by this point! |
 375.3 KB May 27 2001 4:51:12 pm New Mrs. Shields and Mr. Shields happily walking down the aisle! |
 359.7 KB May 27 2001 7:10:38 pm Guys side of the head table (R to L) - Matt, John, Pete, Guze, Matt, Heather... fuzzy. |
 406.5 KB May 27 2001 7:44:35 pm |
 357.0 KB May 27 2001 9:04:50 pm |
 418.0 KB May 27 2001 9:05:38 pm Weasel getting ready to toss the Garter. Notice Dave and Dan Guzek. A very rare picture of both Guzeks upright and active. |
 337.5 KB May 27 2001 9:05:57 pm The Garter Test throw. Mid-flight. Dang I am a good photog. |
 287.9 KB May 27 2001 9:06:15 pm Weasel mid-toss for the real thing. Notice the impeccable timing on the part of the photographer. |
 408.5 KB May 27 2001 9:06:32 pm John about to attack Heather in the mid-section. Look at her brace for the attack. |
 362.4 KB May 27 2001 9:07:51 pm By this time I was feeling bad for Jackie. Later, you will feel bad for her too. (John got the garter out of pity from an 11 year old, by the way). |
 368.7 KB May 27 2001 9:08:10 pm John dancing like an ass. |
 408.4 KB May 27 2001 9:08:31 pm John going in to deliver the goods. (L to R) Christine, Jackie (sitting), Kendra, Louise. Everyone in the picture is well lubricated by this point, please keep in mind. |
 367.2 KB May 27 2001 9:08:41 pm I don't know how this happened but will keep it in here for continuity. |
 388.4 KB May 27 2001 9:08:50 pm John beginning the ascent to the tune of Who Let the Dogs Out? Yes, really. |
 405.1 KB May 27 2001 9:09:02 pm John getting his teeth into the situation. |
 354.4 KB May 27 2001 9:09:16 pm Almost done. |
 420.8 KB May 27 2001 9:10:10 pm Foosie and Elizabeth. |
 424.0 KB May 27 2001 9:10:25 pm This time without Elizabeth looking away. |
 376.2 KB May 27 2001 9:30:21 pm John, after eating his second live Goldfish of the night. Proving his mouth is clear, and hands empty... or something. Yes, really. John went on and finished off a total of five (5) live goldfish over the course of the evening for a total of I believe $15 cash and two hundred Damn, you are a dumbass comments. |
 397.6 KB May 27 2001 10:18:53 pm Some dance floor action highlighted by Tom Blain attempting to take a picture of a girl to prove her did in fact dance with one. The State also wishes to place into evidence a photograph labeled Amazon #1 featuring the first of the Amazonian branch of the Shields family. |
 395.6 KB May 27 2001 10:19:20 pm Heather shooting a death ray, visible only by a special camera like ours to Judy. Judy doesn't notice and Heathers attempt is foiled. Note Amazon in the background laughing at Tom's feeble attempt to hand-jive. |
 419.8 KB May 27 2001 10:20:07 pm Dave and Dan would sit at this table for a great portion of the evening. |
 370.6 KB May 27 2001 10:22:38 pm During the Damn Chicken Dance. I believe the back we are looking at belongs to Denny Early. To his left is April Bradshaw, I believe. Also visible is Matt Fuerst, Tommy Krew-jaw-ewski, Heather Shields and Matt Shields. |
 380.4 KB May 27 2001 10:24:39 pm By this point the help had had a few nips from the $120 bottle of Kahluha and were dancing along with the guests. |
 386.3 KB May 27 2001 10:26:16 pm Minutes later, this dead fish was chewed up by Dan Guzek for $5. Yeah, he CHEWED it. He didn't look happy afterwards. |
 438.2 KB May 27 2001 10:39:34 pm John being drunk. |
 386.4 KB May 27 2001 10:44:40 pm States Evidence - Amazon Photograph B. Both Female Amazonians are pictured in this photograph. |
 359.4 KB May 27 2001 10:44:57 pm I was gonna say that the Weasel was doing the Cabbage Patch in this picture, but I really think he was doing the Cabbage Patch in this picture. Also pictured (L to R) Heather, KEndra, Louise's hair and some Blondie I never met. |
 382.7 KB May 27 2001 10:48:47 pm I am attempting to fly away to avoid having my picture taken. (L to R) Weasel off frame, myself, T Bag, Sue, Blondie again, Christine (Maid of Honor). |
 406.1 KB May 27 2001 11:44:17 pm This is when things "took a turn". That would be John Shields and Jackie, bridesmaid. May I point out the dance dloor was completely empty and this was going on for a great deal of time. |
 352.9 KB May 27 2001 11:44:32 pm John understandably smiling like the Worthless Dog that he is. (Please note: the arm is being used for *bracing* due to the alcohol factor) |
 429.4 KB May 27 2001 11:44:46 pm ... And then he proceeded to dive back into business. A forced seperation, often called a timeout was then forced upon both Romeo and Juliet. |
 264.2 KB May 27 2001 11:52:30 pm We are just beginning to Take Care of Business. |
 269.4 KB May 27 2001 11:52:48 pm Takin' Care of even more Business. (R to L) John, Matt Fuerst, Weasel, Tom Blain, Tommy K. |
 363.0 KB May 27 2001 11:53:07 pm Rollin around on the floor like morons. (L to R) Tommy K, Tom Blain, Matt Shields, Matt Fuerst. John is off to the right out of the picture. |
 364.7 KB May 27 2001 11:54:11 pm This is not a very flattering shot of me. The asses of (L to R) John, Matt, Matt, Tom, Tommy. |
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 529.9 KB May 27 2001 7:05:11 pm Pat Eckler and his way-to-nice-to-be-with-him friend Sue. |
 476.2 KB May 27 2001 7:09:33 pm Mark and Judy 'Mrs. Hustle' Everest |
 481.4 KB May 27 2001 7:09:41 pm Tommy and Nice Donna |
 466.9 KB May 27 2001 7:09:45 pm Tommy and Nice Donna action shot. |
 358.1 KB May 27 2001 7:10:18 pm Matt n' Heather at the front table. |
 494.1 KB May 27 2001 7:11:05 pm Sue close-up. |
 469.5 KB May 27 2001 7:11:59 pm More of Sue, sans glasses. |
 464.8 KB May 27 2001 7:12:05 pm More of Sue, sans glasses. |
 496.0 KB May 27 2001 7:12:29 pm Long shot of the head table. At the head table is (L to R) Jackie, Kendra, Louise, Christine, Heather, Matt, Dave, Pete's head is behind Judy's hair, John (sans jacket) and myself. We also have a good back-of-the-head shot of the Everest clan. |
 505.5 KB May 27 2001 7:49:56 pm Matt n' Heather Close-up. |
 525.0 KB May 27 2001 7:50:03 pm Heather pointing out the first person she is gonna wing a piece of silverware at as Mrs. Shields. |
 525.5 KB May 27 2001 7:51:04 pm Christine and Louise forming a Knitting Circle while Heather looks on. |
 526.2 KB May 27 2001 7:51:08 pm Very dangerous going up to the feed table during eating time. Pat risked life and limb for this shot. (L to R) Guzek, Pete, John (giving himself a generous portion of the ever so yummy Ravioli) and the Fuersty-Monster. |
 571.4 KB May 27 2001 7:51:26 pm Heather about to tell Pat where he can put his camera. |
 576.3 KB May 27 2001 7:51:33 pm Heather waiting for Pat to finish the task she just assigned to him. |
 511.5 KB May 27 2001 8:18:21 pm General rummaging shot. |
 519.8 KB May 27 2001 8:18:43 pm Mr. Everest wondering how to work the ever-complicated-around-since-Ancient-Greece water pitcher. Notice Sue's mocking glance. |
 540.1 KB May 27 2001 8:18:56 pm Former Office-Mates. (L to R) Tommy, Nice Donna, Mrs. Hustle, Mark Everest. |
 502.0 KB May 27 2001 8:19:00 pm Android looking to summon an Amazonian to sit on his lap. Tommy thinking about Amazonians. |
 479.3 KB May 27 2001 8:19:10 pm Louise giving tips to Jackie. 'Now stay away from John no matter what.' |
 448.4 KB May 27 2001 8:19:22 pm Mr. hand showing Weasel where the Mens rooms are located. |
 413.6 KB May 27 2001 8:19:27 pm Weasel macking down with his new wife. |
 413.7 KB May 27 2001 8:19:32 pm Back of Heathers dress. Very pretty. |
 457.0 KB May 27 2001 8:19:44 pm Good general bridesmaids shot. |
 545.4 KB May 27 2001 8:22:22 pm Awesome pic of the cake. It was very yummy. Chocolate and Yellow if I remember correctly. I pounded two pieces myself. |
 485.9 KB May 27 2001 8:22:44 pm Droid asking 'When are the Amazons gonna show?' |
 371.9 KB May 27 2001 8:23:06 pm Heather with family. |
 520.4 KB May 27 2001 8:50:08 pm The Weasel shootin the shit with Mark and Judy. |
 486.6 KB May 27 2001 8:50:29 pm Weasel's Lounge-Lizard-Larry smile with Tommy and Donna. |
 491.1 KB May 27 2001 9:03:38 pm Weasel removing Garter from Heather. |
 480.1 KB May 27 2001 9:03:47 pm Weasel going with the teeth for the removal. |
 500.5 KB May 27 2001 9:03:55 pm Finished. |